Hell...Oh, Spring!

      I love spring. It means that all the white stuff that vomits from the sky 9-10 months of the year is finally gone for the next few short weeks. People in my area call this short period spring/summer/fall/construction. It's basically all four in one. The only thing I don't like about the season is how the bipolar weather makes me feel. I'm sure I'm not the only one. For a basic description, it makes one feel like the green pukey smiley you find on poison labels.

      Yup. The migraines, the body aches, the stomach upset, you name it. You can get the best nights sleep and still wake up feeling like the world's largest Mac truck ran over you, slammed on it's brakes, backed up, and ran over you again at least a dozen more times. Add another dozen times if you have seasonal allergies.

      On the bright side, I get to look forward to summer tourists! They always bring a smile to my face. If you aren't local and reading this, pay a visit to Mackinaw City sometime. Don't forget to ask someone what time the Mackinac Bridge goes to to the Island or the secret recipe for the Island's special fudge. Also, don't forget that Mackinac is pronounced just like it is spelled and that it is illegal to pronounce it any other way, regardless of what locals tell you.

      Thank you for making a local's day if you just did any of the previous. You are now an official Fudgee! 100 interwebs cookies to you! If you did the above and you are a local, then hope your employer/coworker didn't catch you playing hooky after you called in just to play Fudgee. We all know it's a fun pastime, but someone has to get back to work making that fudge.

Well, that's all for now. Peace out, rant on!
      -Sesshy